Would You Report Stolen Porn?

Picture this: You come home one night and realize that your home has been robbed. So, of course, you check around to make sure things are safe, and then take inventory on what was stolen. You notice a couple of televisions are missing. But let's say you realize your prized porn collection was missing. Would you report the theft?

One man in Muskegon, Michigan actually did. Well, his girlfriend actually called the police for assistance.

Earlie Johnson explains in this interview why his porn collection is so important. While the thieves also took a few televisions, Mr. Johnson only seems concerned about the pornography that he spent years acquiring. I mean, really dude, I know men like their porn but not enough to report it stolen.

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